Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Forget palmistry, read breasts

After palmistry, phrenology (reading bumps on the head), iridology (iris reading), feet and toe reading, an Italian researcher has now invented the fascinating art of:

BREAST READING

Girls may have experienced this before: a guy coming up to them in a bar, grabbing their hands, and after a quick examination with a caressing finger, get flirtuous remarks thrown at them with here and there references to 'heart line' and 'life line' and so on.

Now imagine an Italian guy coming up to you, examining your breasts, and remarking how they resemble a certain fruit. According to the sexologist, women with lemon breasts are lively and can laugh at themselves. Grapefruit breasts are not a good sign for sex - women with these prefer tenderness. Large and well-rounded breasts are attached to women who like eating and want to be spoiled and admired.

Well, whatever works for you...

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

yeaaahh ok

Anonymous said...

hey, now thats a problem, because i have a passion line, but i like grapefruit breasts!

Anonymous said...

i like any kind

Anonymous said...

thats what its called no wonder

Anonymous said...

hey you have to love them melons...and sex is great especially if its with a MILF

Anonymous said...

how the hell do u tell what fruit ur boobs look like? i think boobs look like boobs not fruit

PA said...

WHat if your breasts look like starfruit?

Anonymous said...

SnoRT...
such few selections. tsktsk.
And u cant see the breast shape unless u remove the bra - DUH!

Anonymous said...

This is Fun Crab. Would like to try this once ????

Anonymous said...

i guess its true wat they say about well rounded boobs!! lol

Anonymous said...

you people are disgusting how can you tell the shape of the breasts onless you take the bra off first!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

now i have a reason to look at boobs!!!!

Anonymous said...

i have too much big breast what is that then? papaya breast?

Anonymous said...

can anybody read my breast? snälla kom till mig jag behöver breastology heheheh

Anonymous said...

det är brå! gött bröst

Anonymous said...

Don't worry boys, you're next!!

Anonymous said...

well I used to like this blog but breast reading, after reading some of it sounds like bs! hahaha how can you tell the libido on someone just from the breast type makes no sense at all. Also I saw an image and EVERY woman after a certain age gets pinneaple breasts LOL bu¨hit I say